So, now that thats out of the way, who here likes Percy Jackson? If you raised your hand (physically or mentally) keep reading. If you haven't seen the movie or just dont care DO NOT continue reading. Go do something productive, like building houses for Hobos i don't know. So anywho, im not sure about you people but my personal thought was Movie= EPIC FAIL. It kinda made me wanna go kill Chris Colombus I THOUGHT HE WOULD STAND UP FOR THE BOOK!!!! But nooooooo they had to go muff it up and totally destroy everything that is near and dear to me!!
All right; Point #1:
Where was Dionysus?? I WANT DIONYSUS!!!!!!!!
2. Clarice and Ares; the only two BADASS characters= NOT THERE EITHER. W.T.F????
3. Percy finds out that Posiedon is his dad through a F****** house. I repeat: W.T.F????
4. "Lets search for pretty pearls!" WHAT ABOUT THE LIGHTNING BOLT?!
5. Since when did Luke get smart in the first book??? or at all??
6. "Sea blue eyes." They're "Sea green eyes," Chris it's called toxic waste the sea is no longer blue!!!!!!!!!
7. A hydra. I don't care how many heads it has; it's not the same as a three headed dog!! AND DID PERCY EVER SEE HERCULES?! I THINK NOT!!
8. Don't even get me started on Hades.
All in all; it was a good movie if you haven't read the book. If you have and have more complaints, feel free to comment. if you liked it; good for you. but you can tell me why you liked it but in my opinion, there was no reason for it to be that different. As for Chris Colombus: I WILL HUNT HIM DOWN AND DEMAND A REMAKE. But it was funny! (sorta)
So I hope all you peoples are haveing a great three day weekend and if you don't have a three day weekend then go sue someone. Love y'all!
-Veronica/ Roxy